I was just looking at my site stats. While I’m pretty sure most of the hits on my blog are from spammers, I know there are one or two actual humans who come across this page for whatever reason. Today I clicked “site stats” and discovered something interesting about my readers.
The search terms used to reach me (so far) are just 3. I will list them, most hits to least.
1. old lady fucking
2. old ladys fucking
3. Guilt about not recycling.
While I commiserate with my fellow recycling guilt sufferers, I really don’t want to be the destination for people who type old lady fucking into google. I really don’t. That wasn’t a tag. There must be some higher ranking porn sites more relevant to that particular search. I don’t know…
Now it’s occuring to me that simply by writing this post I will attract even more of this unwanted traffic.
That’s ok- there really isn’t such thing as unwanted traffic. So here I am, giving the internet people more of what they obviously want. A post about old lady fucking. Kind of. Come on the massive influx of visitors! And sorry to disapoint you all.
Update: I realised it was actually not fucking old lady, it was old lady fucking.