I just got home an I am frustrated after my evening.
Here are pros and cons.
Pro: Did not sleep with anyoe I am not attracted to.
Con: Did not sleep with anyone. Will die alone, etc.
PRo: Did not spend tooooo much money
Con: Paid a ttenner to get taxi back home because night bus which I was ON was depressing me too much.
Pro: Taxi driver kind of looke dlike doctor who (david tennant version- my favorite)
Con: Taxi driver did not read my mind and LEAP on top of me, despite the fact that I twirled y hair and licked my lips in the back seat. Screw him anyway, he’s not the doctor. He just looks likehim.
Pro: Wore my lesbian jumper (the one I was given by the girl I lezzed out with at the festival recently) and managed to STOP myself from telling the stry behind how I got my jumper to Andrea.
Con: DID tell Andrea and her boyfriend the not very interesting (but Ilivened it up with physical comedy, Ithink) story of how I peed myself at glastonbury. Why? No one knows why. I mean why I told them this story. What was my provocation? No idea.
Pro: Don’t have work tomorrow
Con: Dont have sex, ever.
Pro: The only way is up
Con: Really really want a man in my bed,, yes in my bed, and I want to sprawl all over him in my drunken state and then fall asleep and continue it tomorrow……
I don’t get it, I looked slutty but not toooo slutty, I drank my whiskey without making a face, I feel so unappreciated. Maaaaaan
Also I saw two real tranny hookers near my house. Like reaally tranny looking. I giggled when I passed them and doctor taixi man didn’t even try to flirt with me, I felt ugly. Oh ok, goo night