Hello, I haven’t posted anything in a couple days, and I probably won’t for a couple more… at least.
I just want you to know if you are freaking out that maybe I fell in a hole or finally got the beating I deserve and am so clearly begging for, that no, I am fine.
Actually I am NOT fucking fine.
It is Christmas, and I am 4 days into my double shift no days off nightmare.
I mean, yes, from a wages point of view- excellente! I will make enough to… well nothing really, but I need the money. But I am 4 days of double shifts down and I have 14 or 15 left, basically it’s a full day every day until Christmas day when I get the day off and also the 26th.
Those days I will unfortunately not be able to sleep and play Skyrim in a pit of foods and my own filth, no, I will have to go and receive gifts and hugs from my family. Imagine.
Also that means that with 15 days of double shift nastyness ahead of me, I have to sacrifice part of my lunch hour to get gifts for said family.
Anyway I am not here to complain, because I am being incredibly positive to get through this time as if you are remotely pissy it just makes it hurt more.
I just wanted to let you know there will be no updates on what I am thinking or how I feel about not being the most attractive person on the planet, ever, and who I want to sleep with and what retarded shit I said in front of them. If this makes you sad, just think how sad it is for me to not even have my precious work blogging time any more because now I work with my colleague all day long as it is busy.
LOTS OF CHRISTMASSY LOVE TO YOU ALL.
Except for obviously those of you who landed here by searching for something about having sex with your pets or an elderly person’s pets. As usual I have no love for you people.
Anyway. Hope your celebration of the birth of the posterboy for one of the most wicked organisations in history is a little more relaxing than mine. And I also haven’t read anyone’s blogs either because I literally just want to lie down and eat and just watch seinfeld and wait for this to all be over and go back to my usual slobbish lifestyle.
Peace out and goodwill to all y’all motherfuckers
PS. I just published this and wordpress suggested I add it into a category to make it easier to find.
One of the suggested categories it listed were “sex with your pets”.
Yes, wordpress. Thank you for that. That is what I write about.